I just wanted to re-affirm with everybody that reads this that a 6'2 Reggie does not fit well into a Mazda Miata.

That is all.

So apparently red wine can make me consistently buzzed.
That or my secondary home/favoritest bar in the whole world Penny Lane.

It's probably just a combination of the two.

Point of this post:
Mini-churros from Jack In the Box still taste a-MAZE-ing.
Even if you're on the crapper realizing you ate too much the day before.

Seriously?
That was the life defining moment of this blurb?
Well, no.
I just wanted to let you know that more posts were on the way.
I just need to finish editing the pieces.

Take care, happy holidays, stay out of jail, an' all that other good stuff peeps.

For your reading pleasure, things I would never add to an online dating profile.
Unless my intent was to confuse/scare people away.

About me:
Single, bigger then the average Asian penis seeks playmate for bedtime stories and/or late-night activities.
Must be a woman or at least look like one after intense alcohol intake.

Ideal first date:
Lying topless on the couch, counting each others chest hairs.

I'm getting lots of hits w/ my actual dating profile.
Problem I'm finding is that the ones I share a definite interest in happen to live at a distance that some would consider booty call status.
The gas used would probably end up costing more then condoms.

If only I was into casual sex.

Wouldn't it be nice if the ladies that used the word "Sexy" in their profile name actually were.
Tricky, tricky.

It's finally upon us.
Good ol' Thanksgiving Day.
Or as one friend put it, "kill all the natives an' take their land day."
What another one describes as "mass turkeycide day."
Possibly a day that celebrates obesity.
I just know that I'm probably not the only person that fasted in preparation for today.

Ready to gain 20lbs.
Then lose 15lbs the next morning.

Deuces for Peace.
Think about it.
Eventually you'll get it.
Then you'll question yourself on why you still bother to read my posts.
Somebody does, that's why I keep writing 'em.

May your day be blessed, happy, full of grub, an' reminders of why you should be thankful for the things that matter.

I'm ready to start gearin' up for some grub-hopping.

Sometimes I get convinced to freestyle.
This would be the end result.
I should probably turns this into a spoken word piece.

*ding dong*

Man...
I can't answer the door
I'm stuck in the crapper
Ringin' the bell furiously won't make me answer any faster.

I'm like grunt grunt puuush
Nothing's coming out
I'm straining too much
I'm about to scream an' shout
"Heeey yo!
I'll be out there in a bit.
I just find myself sitting here
Dealing with some shit."

But man
Why's this gotta happen to me?
It's supposed to be a first date
With this queen beeeeeee
Cup princess
I want to be outside talkin' 'bout her dress
Her curves on display, she's almost spillin' out
Miracle wonder bra pushing out

Her breastesses
Oh yes indeedy
You know the way they jiggle's guaranteed to please me

But damn
I've only heard one splash
I'm starting to wonder now if there's a problem with my ass

Roll Roll
Rip Wipe
I decided to stop halfway and begin our night
Flush Swirl
Here we go
I'm good to go, ready to impress this girl.

Hold up wait
Is there a draft in here?
I take a lil' moment to make my mind clear
My taxes are paid an' my oven's off
A few seconds later I let out a scoff
Is this the type of guy you're looking for?
I forgot my pants were still on the floor.

One leg Two leg
Button up
Ziiiiip
Holla at cha boy looking all hip
Tie's set
Hair's great
Hell yes this man is worth the wait

Open the door
"Hey hon how you doing?"
"You all ready to begin our night of wooing?"
Yes is her reply as she let's out a smile.
I can't help myself from thinking I really like her style.
Which makes me down to follow her night's demands
Just wish I could remember if I washed my hands.
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Yea.
I'm blanking on a possible title.

so yea, I've officially had a new number for a good month or so.
I just forgot to let the masses know.

was it for personal reasons?
did it involve my first ex?
probably.

sadly, no text messaging.
I'm suffering w/ withdrawals at the moment.

on a sidenote:
mini churros from Jack in the Box....
a-MAZE-ing.
seriously.
real talk.
scrum-diliumpcious.
they're butt-fuckingly great.

so much that I want to order a heapload of 'em, build a mini-churros cabin out of 'em an' just devour 'it after I finish placing the chimney.

that's right.
I said it.
I'm open to blind dates.
peace easy everyone.

can we exchange contact info?
yes we can.

A part of me wonders if it's possible to get extensions for my moustache.

Nothing special to this post.
I misplaced my notebook.
Although I do remember two gems from the past couple weeks.

During the middle of a morning jog, I ran into a "Vote Yes on Prop 8" rally group.
I asked them if voting no on Prop 8 was gay.
They didn't appreciate the joke.

My friend and I noticed that alot of women these days are into vampire romance.
Personally, I thought that kinda sucks, if not bite a lil'.
...
Why can't zombies get any love?
Just imagine the dialogue.

"You're not like other guys. They only care about my body..."
"Braaiiiiiinssss."
"That's why I love you. You care about what's important."
"Braaaaaiiiinnnnsssss."

So yea, I think I'm just brain dead from 3-job days over the weekend.

And here's a re-post for the non-Myspace masses.

And then there’s an ideal first date.

For those that missed out on the announcement:
Reggie signed up for an online dating site.

Damn you peer pressure.
At the least, this should lead to some fun stories.

Basic Info - Check
Quick personality test to give people a general look at you - Check
Interests - Check
Photos of self, at least one including a penguin in it and the teacup photo - Check
Personal description asking ladies to at least cover my 4 main points of interest - Check
Description of ideal first date - ???

It's been a lil' over two weeks since I setup this profile an' I still find myself blanking when it comes to filling out this lil' tidbit.

I mean, what is my ideal first date?
Should it involve pussy?
There are cat lovers out there.
Saying that, I'm not sure how seriously people would take these ideas.

The following suggestions assume I have the same unlimited resources found in romantic comedies and/or find someone willing.

Plan 1: You get captured by an evil sorcerer for an unspecified reason (probably laundry) and I come to your rescue riding in on a blaze of glory with my fierce attack giraffe.

Plan 2 : Hear it. Think about it. Savor it. Pet rock farming.

Plan 3: Embark on a journey to find out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.

Plan 4: We head downtown. I play ukulele or guitar. You sing or provide harmonies. We take our earnings from the hat then proceed to a coffee shop where we talk about the good times when we were in the same band.

Plan 5: Fighting the good fight against gingivitis.

Plan 6: Playing "Where's your other hand?"

Plan 7: Glare at each other from opposite ends of the table while we text our friends about how wonderful the date is going.

Plan 8: Strip Dodgeball.

Plan 9: Get together and brainstorm a pie chart for how our time together could be put to better use.

Realistically, my first date usually involves some place with non-alcoholic beverages where we can feel each other out.
Mentally.
Shame on you people for thinking otherwise.

Although, I am tempted to leave this for my description:
DVD from Blockbuster & some McDonalds drive-thru.
Play your cards right, I might even super size your meal.

For now, I'm just gonna keep the description as is.
All the e-mails I receive keep me busy during downtime.

Depends on the lady.
I'm customizable like that.
(this is actually filler until I get more time to work on it)
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300+ posts here an' no more counter to see how many people have viewed this.
You made me sad Zcounter.
Very sad.
Even in my pants.

Consider this another filler post while I edit writings an' stories.

I prefer not to talk about religion or politics.
It's a great way to affect relationships.
Usually in a negative way.

This'll probably be the closest I'll get to mentioning something politically related on this blog unless something sparks a fire in me.

I share this finding because I found it funny.

It's official.
I've got myself an online dating profile due to peer pressure.

So for today's filler post you get the nifty results of a lil' personality quiz they have you take.
I agree with most of it.

Self-Confidence

As someone with high self-confidence, you feel quite comfortable interacting with other people. Indeed, you find the company of others very stimulating and enjoy meeting new people. Your relaxed demeanor in groups makes people around you comfortable too. Perhaps because you feel comfortable talking about yourself, others tend to enjoy being around you and perceive you as socially competent.

The confidence that helps you feel comfortable talking to people also spills into your own personal beliefs about yourself. Although you have several strengths, it’s likely that you also acknowledge and accept your weaknesses. But unlike some people, you take full responsibility for your actions—you rarely regret things you’ve done in the past and are not embarrassed easily.

Perhaps the defining feature that sets you apart from most people is the exceptionally high standards that you set for yourself. Your competence in social gatherings as well as at work should provide ample evidence for this. With these characteristics, it’s very likely that people come to you for advice and generally think of you as someone with leader-like qualities.

Family Orientation

As someone who is oriented to familial matters, you value the company of family-members and domestic life. If you have children already, you enjoy spending time with them very much and work hard to be a good parent. If you don’t have children, you very much desire having children in the future. And your preference for cooking and entertaining guests at home will likely ease the transition into parenthood.

You take pride in maintaining and cultivating a healthy family and work hard to achieve this. This natural tendency is easily illustrated by your preference for doing things around the house as opposed to going out to clubs and restaurants.

What really sets you apart from people that are low in family orientation is that you know how to manage your frustrations and work well on your own. This means that you are well-equipped to manage a family without letting all the work that is involved wear you down. However, as someone with strong family values, all the work that is involved in maintaining a tidy home and well-stocked kitchen might occasionally make it difficult for you to finish everything that you need to do.

Self-Control

The self-control personality dimension captures the way in which a person regulates and directs him or herself. Being low in self-control can be both good and bad. Occasionally people may be compelled to follow their intuitions and give in to their temptations, and your degree of self-control makes this likely to happen more often than not. This can be good in circumstances where being relaxed and open are important. However, in situations where it is necessary to be focused and careful, you might find that you do or say things that may be inappropriate.

As someone who exerts little control over your actions, you may find that you commit social blunders that might offend other people and get yourself in trouble. For example, if you’re given responsibility to work on a project that requires close attention to detail, you may be likely to overlook important details because you have difficulty staying focused. Consequently, you might feel more comfortable delegating such tasks to other people who are more detail oriented. Being able to recognize such characteristics in yourself and having more detail-oriented people do such tasks could be an effective way to manage your own stress level.

Low self-control may diminish your effectiveness at work. Acting too relaxed can make it difficult for you to focus on projects that require organized sequences of steps or stages. Thus, your ability to accomplish may be inconsistent. Indeed, it’s possible that you might be criticized periodically for being unreliable or unable to “stay within the lines.” Nonetheless, you may still experience many short-lived pleasures and never be thought of as boring.

Openness

As someone high in openness, you have a strong appreciation for beauty, both in art and nature. Indeed, it’s likely that you are easily absorbed in music and art, as well as natural phenomena. Another aspect of your openness is your emotional insight; that is, you probably have good access to and awareness of your own emotions.

Another aspect of the openness dimension is the tendency to think about abstract concepts and ideas. This thinking style may take the form of artistic and metaphorical use of language, and/or music composition or performance. Thus, it is likely that, either in your work or spare time, you enjoy activities that get your “creative juices” flowing.

Your tendency to be open-minded can have advantages and disadvantages. For instance, when there are no clear rules about how to approach a particular problem, your openness makes it easier for you to identify new ways to solve problems that might not be very obvious to people that are not as open as you are. In contrast, you may be bored easily in situations that lack high amounts of intellectual stimulation. In such cases, you might have difficulty excelling on projects that do not provide much stimulation or require much creative thinking.

Easygoingness

Easygoingness refers to one's ability to relax. Based on your score, you appear to “take things as they come” and enjoy having a good time. However, being high in easygoingness also has the potential to produce stress in a number of ways. For example, you may find it difficult to complete tasks thoroughly and efficiently. In this way, being high in easygoingness cannot only make your life difficult, but also the lives of the people around you. Another potential problem with being too high in easygoingness is that it can provide you with gratification in the short-term, but in the long-term provide undesirable consequences.

High easygoingness, even when not seriously destructive, may also diminish your effectiveness at work, for example. You may find it aversive and difficult to put in all the effort that may sometimes be needed to effectively accomplish certain tasks. For this reason, your colleagues might view you as forgetful and unfocused.

How does your personality affect your love life?

With the strong degree of self-confidence that you possess, it’s no surprise that you get along well with most people. Indeed, it’s self-confidence that allows people to feel comfortable interacting with others without feeling insecure and vulnerable. For this reason, you shouldn’t have much difficulty in romance, at least not initially. Your social skills will likely help relieve any anxiety your romantic partners might have on those first few dates. However, over time, the high standards that you have for yourself could potentially frustrate your partner.

Given how much you value family life, you probably get along best with people who share your values and beliefs. In fact, it’s likely that you maintain close connections with members of your immediate and distant family. For this reason, you would probably be most satisfied in a romantic relationship with someone who also values domestic life.

Being in a relationship with someone who enjoys going out to parties and staying-up late at night might be fun, at least initially; yet it’s likely that you will find this tiring over time. Thus, it might be easier and more satisfying for you to develop a long-lasting relationship with a person who also enjoys spending time at home and desires starting a family. On first dates, perhaps you might suggest to your partner that the two of you spend a quiet night having dinner at one of your respective homes instead of going out to a restaurant or club.

As someone who is more relaxed than most people, you likely get along with most people quite well. Chances are that your friends and colleagues perceive you as lively, fun to be with, and good-humored. When it comes to romance, you’ll likely be attracted to most people. However, your free-spirited nature might make being in a relationship with a person that is more rigid than you difficult because you might perceive the person as being too uptight and controlling.

Your openness probably makes it easy for you to respect and appreciate people that are different from you. However, when it comes to romantic relationships, your openness might make it difficult for you to tolerate people that cannot appreciate diversity as much as you. Therefore, you may be happiest in serious relationships with people that share your open-mindedness. But, your openness might occasionally cause a certain degree of dependency on your end because you may be so open that you easily adopt the preferences and habits of your partners and gradually relinquish things that make you so unique.

Oh sweet blog!
It's been far too long...

Cliff notes on my life since the last post to update everyone:
-Got laid off from my main sales job because a customer complained about my blog(s) to management.
-One week after that, get dropped by the candy store because of slow business.
-Moved back in with parents.
-Car officially crapped out.
-Puttin' more mileage on my brother's car then he does.
-In full-fledged audition mode at the moment.
-Taking a break from music.
-Many interviews no results.
-Lost my cellphone.
-Working p/t as a Karaoke Jockey/Host.
-Continually finding humor in life's situations.
-Would hate life if I ever developed an allergic reaction to chicken.

So I'm gonna back-track now.
Some of you probably read the first note and were all "BWAH?!"
It was a BS reason, but they opted to go with the regular customer over the new hire.
If I complained, they could probably cite poor performance on my behalf over the two weeks I worked for them.
According to the voicemail they left me, I was bein' "let go to pursue better opportunities for a person of my ability."
Good times.

Smoothly changing topics here.
Ya like how I did that?

It's amazing how great a motivational tool women can be.
What was supposed to be a 5 mile jog this morning got extended two more miles while I found myself chattin' with a cute latina.
My knee said "no mas" before she was done with her run but at least I have a jog date for tomorrow morning.
Yup.
Still flirting.
Just wish I could afford to do something with the end results.

We lost alot of great figures in entertainment over the past couple months.
Just want to take the time to acknowledge 'em.

R.I.P. Paul Newman, Bernie Mac, an' the voice behind the movie trailers Don LaFontaine.

I guess you can say I'm in a transitional phase again.
Plan is to setup a few stories in the near future about how I got my scar above my left eye.
Fact.
And Fiction.
Fictional accounts done in different formats.
Non-historical.
Fantasy.
Science Fiction.
Cookbook format.
Complete Idiots Guide.

You get the idea.
Should be enough content to tide me over 'til the holiday season rolls around and/or I start dating again.

For now you get this filler post.
A selection from my collection of useless dialogue.

Father, Son, and Mother are sitting at a dinner table probably having dinner or something along those lines.
Maybe it's a siesta an' they're just enjoying each others company while relaxing.
Then again, it's the states.
We don't really have siestas.
But we should.
Why should Kindergarten students be the only ones forced to have a naptime.
But I digress...
Father: You know son, you were probably conceived on the It's a Small World boat ride.
Son: *choking cough* Why would you tell me that?!
Father: I'm not sure why, but reading this article on vertically challenged people auditioning to become Chippendale dancers made me realize how small this world truly is.
Naturally, the song started playing in my head and-
Son: The more I think about it, how would that even be possible?
Mother: You forget son, those were different times were public sex was not only accepted, but encouraged.
Father: Yes. Something about the lil' tikes representing the African nations always got your mother excited.
Mother: Mmm... yes. I get all hot and bothered just thinking about them.
Father: For myself, I was always a fan of that lil' one left all by itself. I always pictured him as a voyeur.
Son: ...and it's conversations like these that remind me of why I don't invite anybody over.
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So yea, Karaoke Entertainer of the Year competition this weekend.
If you'd like to support myself and/or my friends for the Rock category, feel free to drop by our usual spot on Sunday night.
Personally, I'm still undecided on what I want to go with.

A repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then there’s haiku pick-up lines.

It's been awhile hasn't it?
Lack of sleep, time, an' inspiration have kinda kept me away from the pencil an' pad.

I forget how this came about.
Probably boredom.
I figure a few of these might lead to myself getting slapped.

Pick-up lines in haiku format.
For your reading pleasure.

Internal: nice tits.
External: looking for smart.
Internal: smart tits.

Do you like bacon?
It's my favorite protein.
Do you want to strip?

Screw the car keys, babe.
You really do not need them.
To drive me crazy.

I want up in that,
That dirty junk in your trunk.
Ga dunka dunk dunk!

What? A camera?
That would make me a big perv!
Now show me some nips!

Mmmmm, daddy likey.
Oops, did I say that out loud?
Smack me, you bad girl.

Hey! Nice Uniform!
Do you work for UPS?
Here is my package...

Is your name Gillette?
You're the best a man can get!
Oh well, thought I'd ask.

Damn girl! You are hot!
Did you cause global warming?
Who cares? You are hot!

Your dad a farmer?
Those are some real nice melons!
Yup, I'm a charmer.

So I'm pretty huge.
At least by Asian standards.
It's fun being tall.

Hold up. Wait a Sec.
Is that an Adam's apple?
I should drink more huh?

Stars fall from the sky.
Caressing gentle beauty.
Amazing cleavage.

You inspire so much.
The loss of sperm to be blunt.
This time make it mine.

Freedoms, good times.
Happy 4th of July everyone.

No stories lately, but I have been working on a few pieces.
Get some editing done.
Post 'em up.
Who knows?

For now, you get random AIM banter.

Howslife14: the more people that show up to D&B, the more people there are to help me win tickets so I can get a pair of booty shorts
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHAHA
CuTe lil bRAt167: and would you wear
CuTe lil bRAt167: it for your friends?
CuTe lil bRAt167: that would be hilarious
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahaha
Howslife14: male camel toe is sexy
Howslife14: if anything, I love to confuse people
CuTe lil bRAt167: YUCK
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahaha
Howslife14: that's the reaction I'm expecting
Howslife14: maybe a few "Ooooo! Nice!"
Howslife14: "Gimme! Gimme!"
Howslife14: "Not bad."
Howslife14: an' one "I've seen better"
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHAHAHA
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahahahahaha
CuTe lil bRAt167: lovely
Howslife14: maybe that's why I have more lady friends
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHA
Howslife14: so I can feel comfortable leavin' my package out in the open
CuTe lil bRAt167: you're a nerd
CuTe lil bRAt167: lol
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahahah
CuTe lil bRAt167: guys dont like 2 see packages
CuTe lil bRAt167: haha
Howslife14: most don't
Howslife14: know a few that do
Howslife14: live in north park, go figure
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHA
CuTe lil bRAt167: yeah

I've also noticed lately that luxury car commercials annoy me.
'Cuz apparently there is a world where you can always find perfect parking downtown.

Filler post for now.
Energies're focused mainly on a career change an' finding a new pad to move into by the end of the month.
With a bit of performing on the side.
It's nice to actually have acting prospects.

Adele - Chasing Pavements

I've made up my mind
Don’t need to think it over
If I'm wrong I am right
Don't need to look no further
This ain't lust I know this is love

But if I tell the world
I'll never say enough
‘Cos it was not said to you
And that’s exactly what I need to do
If I end up with you

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads no where,
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there.
Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere

I build myself up
And fly around in circles
Waiting as my heart drops
And my back begins to tingle
Finally could this be it

Or should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there.

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere
Yeah

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there

Should I give up
Or should I just keep on chasing pavements
Or should I just keep on chasing pavements

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere
Or would it be a waste
Even if I knew my place
Should I leave it there

Should I give up
Or should I just keep chasing pavements
Even if it leads nowhere
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Voice - Lovely
Lyrics - Nice
Video - Pisses me off because I didn't come up with a concept like that one yet.

I like it alot.
Need to look into dancing more so I can be a more well-rounded renaissance man.

I think I've managed to successfully stress myself into sickness.
At last count, I'm at 2 1/2 vomits for the day.

Half vomit?
Lying in bed, wake up, feel the bile rushing, decide to just swallow it.
I'm feeling too miserable to crawl to the bathroom.

Good times.
Thank you payroll.
Thank you.

A repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then there’s surveys/questionnaires

It's been awhile since I've posted here.

For all the new traffic:
Hey.
How's life?
Hope you find the postings entertaining.

Everybody else:
My bad.

3 jobs + side-projects has pretty much taken all of energy.
That an' my car starting to breakdown last week.

So yea, survey/questionnaires.
Pretty sure you're familiar with them.
The ones that flood your bulletins everyday.
Help you to understand more about your fellow myspace friend.
At the least, it indicates that they have more freetime than you do.

I'm not here to criticize the people that do 'em.
More power to you.
They help offer a distraction from my work(s).
But I've noticed that there are some questions that irk me.
Such as...

Are you crazy?
If the person was crazy, they probably wouldn't know it.
What person in their right mind would admit they were anyways?

What are you wearing?
Why is that even important?
I for one like to fill out my surveys in the nude, does that benefit anyone with that knowledge?
No.

Can you lick your elbow?
It's a good question.
I was just bothered by the fact that I actually found myself tryin' to lick my elbow.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone's life?
This question isn't fair.
I already shave my head.
So if it came down to a situation where I would have to save someone's life by the act of shaving my head, there would be nothing I could do.
Why can't these life saving questions be more specific.
Would you take out a high interest loan?
Would you convert to scientology?
Do you know the muffin man?
Would you wear a meat suit, mink furcap, expose your crotch, become intoxicated onstage and purposefully tank the national anthem at a joint PETA, MADD, Women's rights, Christians for a peaceful tomorrow rally?

If you were on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be?
A very common question for surveys an' very unfair.
Because we don't know what kind of island it is
Most people'll bring a significant other with them.
...but it's a deserted island, probably with a severe lack of food.
Congratulations, you just doomed two people.
And most people assume it's a tropical island.
There are islands at both ends of our planet.
What if you got one of the arctic islands?
That question also assumes that you're preparing to end up on a deserted island?
If you find yourself on a deserted island, it's more or less an unplanned thing.
Like most celebrity pregnancies.
It's not like people go on flights bringin' the Man vs. Wild guy with them.

If anything, I'd bring a polaroid camera.
So I can take pictures of my penis to help identify myself to anybody that happens upon my remains.
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I just noticed I've got 300+ posts not including deleted ones here.
Wow.
What have I been doin' with my freetime?

It just came back to me!
Manpoints.
All the official rules an' everything explained in great detail.
At a later date.

Generally, you start off with a set value.
You can never earn points.
You can only keep or lose them.
Value freezes and/or is set to zero at time of marriage.
(In case of divorce and/or death, you can jump back at the value you were at)
Winner is the guy that has the most points leftover 'fore he commits.

Things I've noticed lately:
-Travel along the 101/coastline for work is equal to good times.
-I need to take more pictures.
-I want to pick up a polaroid camera.
-Need to use my season pass to SeaWorld more.
-I should probably focus more on voiceover work as far as acting goes.
-I'd love to be a travel show host.
-I need to get more karaoke runs in.
-I need to get more sushi runs in.
-I need to get back to practicing my musical instruments on a more regular basis.
-I die a lil' on the inside when my favorite bar is out of newcastle for the night.
-I should probably start up dating again soon.
-I'm spending my 26th bday at a job interview.
-Out of books to read.
-I should be sleeping.
-There are people afraid of penguins out there.
-I had opportunities to start dating again thrown at me the other day but was too tired to flirt properly.
-I should really be sleeping.
-I've never dated a natural blonde
-Or a girl of korean descent.
-Need to get a BBQ grill for the pad.
-Should probably upgrade my bed first.
-I've been writing alot of songs lately.
-Still need to find a spoken word outlet.
-Clazziquai Project
-Still have a major sweet tooth.
-I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Got a couple blog ideas in the editing stages at the moment.
-Story 'bout how I got the scar above my left eye. Fact an' Fiction versions.
-More from my personal song archives

Picked up a new hobby to deal w/ my recent bout of insomnia.
Browsing through online personal ads an' searching for contestants for the game "Have You Met My Friend Dave?"
Fun for the whole family?
Probably not, but at least it's entertainment for our group of friends.
Was toying with the idea of settin' up a personal ad for him.
Maybe even an official blog.
Yes?
No?

There was another idea that was blogworthy.
But I just lost it mid-yawn.
Attempting sleep again, wish me luck.

I'm breaking up the posts today because they're separate thoughts from different days.
Finally got around to keepin' a notebook with me at all times again.
Which may or may not lead to more content here.

Apparently, I'm getting burntout.
So much that my co-workers see it, an' I'm told by all my bosses to take some time off.

I might be inclined to believe them.
Took a powernap at around 6pm Monday an' woke up around 7am the following morning.
Maybe they're all on to something here.

3 jobs + auditions.
Why all the madness?
Because what I plan and what actually happens never seem to match up.
Dumb luck plus other factors, intentional or unforeseen, just have me playing severe catchup.
Hurrah for commission-only jobs.

Pretty sure the parents aren't happy with the way I'm approaching life at the moment.
Spent three hrs gettin' verbally berated by my mother over my career choices the other week.
Not quite making them proud of me yet.
"You should visit on the weekends so you can see your dad."
I imagine he has his own choice lectures lined up for me.

But enough with the de-stressing.
Let's end this post on a positive note.
Thanks to last week's heat, I've noticed I've gotten myself 14 prominent chest hairs.
To think, last year I only had 4.
I feel so manly now.
...should pick up some tights.

Courtesy of the fine people at www.personaldna.com you can now scroll yourself over the following bar an' see my tendencies at age 22.

Benevolent Leader

Fast forward to this week when I decided to try it out again.

Benevolent Director

I like how my masculinity drops after I'm out of a serious relationship.
It's fun seeing how 4 some-odd years and 34 seperate relationships can shape a guy.

Yes.
I did type out 34.
I'd break it down more but I already feel like a manwhore and that's not really the reason why you read this right?

You know it's a filler post when you find yourself copying & pasting various AIM conversations.
Enjoy!

*****: why doesn't he like driving
*****: he never told me why
Howslife14: I don't know
Howslife14: I've never been able to figure it out
Howslife14: all I can say is
Howslife14: he's got no drive
*****: does he like get nervous or what
Howslife14: ...yea, my humor's gettin' weak
Howslife14: I need to join an improv group again
*****: hahaha

CuTe lil bRAt167: first nite
CuTe lil bRAt167: we went to the fox 6 sports bar
CuTe lil bRAt167: and dave and busters
CuTe lil bRAt167: he didn't kiss me
CuTe lil bRAt167: cuz he was nervous
Howslife14: drinks an' competition, keep manpoints
Howslife14: no kiss, loss of manpoints
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahaha
Howslife14: handshake?
CuTe lil bRAt167: no
CuTe lil bRAt167: barely a hug
Howslife14: boooo
CuTe lil bRAt167: but i broke the ice
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahaha
Howslife14: major loss of manpoints
Howslife14: at least get a handshake in
Howslife14: or if you're Reggie an' would like to see them again, kiss on the hand
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHAHAHA
CuTe lil bRAt167: your such a flirt
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahaha
Howslife14: how's that flirty?
Howslife14: I look at it as sweet and/or gentlemanly
CuTe lil bRAt167: lol
CuTe lil bRAt167: i look at it
CuTe lil bRAt167: as in
CuTe lil bRAt167: corny
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahahaha
CuTe lil bRAt167: i'd laugh so hard
CuTe lil bRAt167: hard
CuTe lil bRAt167: hahahaha
Howslife14: it's cuz I'm old
CuTe lil bRAt167: yeah
Howslife14: now I'm gonna be second-guessing myself everytime I end a date now
Howslife14: well, for at least half a sec
Howslife14: eh, good thing I've got a huge penis for an asian dude
CuTe lil bRAt167: dont tell me that
CuTe lil bRAt167: shiet
CuTe lil bRAt167: lol
Howslife14: hahaha
CuTe lil bRAt167: now when i see you
CuTe lil bRAt167: i'm going to envision a big penis
CuTe lil bRAt167: DONT DO THAT TO ME
Howslife14: an' I'll laugh everytime I see you lookin' down
Howslife14: "You got something in your eye"
Howslife14: if I'm not a flirt, then I'm at least trouble
CuTe lil bRAt167: HAHAHAHAHAHA

So yea, I find myself really liking this one woman...
I don't know her name.
Or anything about her for that matter.
I just see her.
Every night.
Constantly distracts me from what I'm doing.
Online.
Damn that smile.
Damn you girl from the University of Phoenix Ad.

...yea.
Definitely need to start doin' improv again.

So I'm either dealing with:
a) massive exhaustion
b) minor depression
-or-
c) hormones because I'm pregnant

Those wacky chemical imbalances...

If you haven't noticed, I'm out of things to write about.

..and random quotes.

Why do I agree to work shifts that start at 4:30am?

Ohhh You!

It's been a minute but it feels like a year
Since you turned away and left me here
Now here's a question I just have to ask
When can I see you again?

I'd like to think that I was past this phase
Where I freeze up when I'm near your face
It's real simple, you know it's true
I just wanna kiss you

I think about you and I smile all day
I'd like to think that you're the same way
My friend's make fun of me cuz they know the truth
I'd really like to kiss you

*musical interlude w/ scat*

Next time I see you can we just stop time?
Enjoy our custom built paradise
Just you and me, me and you
Gosh I wanna kiss you

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Let's make this happen between you and me.
More than once
More than twice
Times infinity
Yea, that'd be nice
It's really simple, you know it's true
I just wanna kiss you

*whistle melody*
I just wanna kiss you

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Again, VERY rough cut.
Even the title of the song.
Need to play around with the verses more.
Maybe get some rearranging done.

This is pretty much the end result to having another melody stuck in my head an' being tired of not hearing any songs about the process of being in love anymore.
They all tend to focus on quick hook-ups an' broken relationships.
It's been alot of fun working with this song though.
Especially when I get to bring out the ukulele.
I think this can be one where I come out with custom verses each performance.

No stories at the moment.
So due to peer pressure an' guilt for lack of content, I present to you some of my personal writings.

Background:
Friend's completely infatuated with a guy.
Friend is moving across the country at the end of the month.
Guy is pretty much settled in socal.

Add a melody stuck in my head the past couple days, with an attempt at bittersweet and this is what you get.

Figurine

There he is, you see him walking from far far away
You find yourself unable to explain
What you feel inside

Bridge:
He went and stole your heart
From the very start
Left you with a pain that can't be recovered from
I want to be that figurine
(You've been praying everyday)

Chorus:
I want to be that figurine
That sits there by his bed
Can't say a word or expect a thing
But I can always be there for him

On passing occasions through the day
I'll get to see his smile
And I'll find myself content
Watching his peaceful sleep through the night

A month from now you'll find you left him far far away
You find yourself unable to soothe
Those falling tears

Bridge
Chorus x2

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Rough cut for now.
Trying to keep it basic.
Nice slower tempo.
Just need to get some work done on a keyboard 'fore I bring it all together.

Seems a bit stalkerish.
But alot of love songs're like that.
Maybe that's what true love is?
Borderline stalking and/or being able to ignore it.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 24
The Random Quote:
"Confused man says: huh?" - Anonymous

Santa Ana winds have blown into town.
Ridiculously beautiful weather outside.
I get sent home from work.

Go figure, I'm sick.
Wasn't as bad last week when I was dealin' with a fever.
Just dealin' with throat boogers an' a semi-nagging cough.

Reason why I got sent home.
Even though my voice is a bit sexier, it's not ideal to sell when you might end up coughing on potential clients.

I figure I'll probably be posting up a few of my writings over the next couple of weeks.
Can't think of any other stories in my life that qualify as entertainment for the masses.

Oh! For those that missed it.
My cellphone's down at least 'til I get my next paycheck.
Issues with my service provider.
Hopefully logic'll prevail an' we won't have to wait that long.
For now, I'm gettin' a cheap payphone to conduct business with.

A semi-return to normalcy.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 27
The Random Quote:
"That's what she said." - Anonymous

So I neglected to post something for the month of March.
My bad.

Just found myself suffering from writer's block an' running into distractions.
Hurrah for side-projects!

Plan was to introduce you to my new pad via picture blogging.
I'm puttin' that on hold because I feel that there is something that holds more precedence.

Human Tetris.

As seen in this clip:
http://www. youtube. com/v/84_QL1kEmH4

It's bein' brought stateside:
http://sandiego. craigslist. org/csd/tfr/635076980. html

You know you want to.

'Cuz I'm looking to put together a 3 man team.

Expect a return to somewhat normalcy by next week.
Egads!
Maybe an original piece or two.

Oooh!
Suspense!

Standard repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then there’s me.

At the beginning of the month I noticed that I was getting alot of traffic on myspace.
Profile views we're averaging 30 a day.
Blog reads were getting ridiculous.
Alot of random messages from ladies I've never met before.
During one of the interactions I came across the reason why.

Apparently I had myself a craigslist posting.
Men seeking Women.
Had a more recent pic of me taken durin' a bar-hopping night.
Direct link to my myspace profile.
I'm guessin' it was well-written because most of the ladies I met weren't crazies.
It got taken down before I got to see it.

Basically, one of my friends posted a want ad for me without my knowledge.
And because I feel like my stories can give people that haven't met me yet the wrong impression...
Manwhore, manslut, and/or playa playa.
I'm just gonna introduce myself usin' one of those random surveys that float around the bulletins.
Creative.
I can be.

The History of Reggie
1. Raised in: San Diego county
2. Planned baby: ideally it is
3. Birth date: June 5, 1982
4. Any siblings: Two brothers, all 5 yrs. apart
5. Younger or older: One older, one younger
6. Hair color: black with an occasional sexy sprinklin' of white
7. Hair length: shaved, got tired of maintenence again
8. First school: that I remember.... Pomerado Elementary
9. Eye color: Brown
10. Shoe size: 11, bigger than the average asian
11. Mood: penguin
12. Smell: like a minty fresh breath of heaven
13. Height: 6'2 an' breakin' down stereotypes
14. Lefty/righty: gemini, ambidextrous

LOVE LIFE:
1. Do you remember your first real relationship? yes, she won't let me forget
2. Do you believe in love? yuppers
3. Shortest relationship? both serious relationships were 3 1/2 years
4. Have you ever been heartbroken? and that's why I practice with puzzles
5. Are you liking someone now? define "liking"
6. Have you ever fallen for a friend? tried that once an' it ended horribly
7. Are you afraid of commitment? only if they demand it after 2 weeks of dating
8. Do you believe in love at first sight? when they inspire more than just a hard-on right?

THIS OR THAT:
1. Love or money? "The best things in life are free..."
2. Coffee or alcohol? they work hand in hand
3. One night stands or relationships? relationships
4. Television or internet? internet
5. Pepsi or coke? coke, mixes better
6. Fun night out or romantic night in? depends on the significant other, I'm customizeable
7. Phone or in Person? was that a sex question?

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? never had the opportunity

2. Have you ever skinny dipped? yes

3. Have you ever done something you regret? more than likely

4. Have you ever been on a house boat? yea... that's I story I don't bring up often

5. Have you ever finished an entire jawbreaker? I usually end up losing them an' have to follow the ant trail the next day to find 'em

6. Have you ever colored your hair? good ol' acting gigs

7. Have you ever been streaking? it's not as fun if you're in the front

ARE YOU:
1. Are you missing someone right now? maybe subconciously
2. Are you talking to anyone right now? I like making friends
3. Are you German? nein
4. Are you Italian? nope
5. Are you French? no
6. Are you Russian? nyet
7. Are you Norwegian? nada
8. Are you Indian? naw
9. Are you Irish? no
10.Are you Finnish: try again
11.Are you Polish: no
12. Are you Swedish: meatballs

Filipino with a bit of Spanish, Chinese, and Other

DO YOU:
1. Do you get depressed about things easily? depends on how much newcastle was in the glass before it got spilled over
2. Do you live life to the fullest? I try not to waste a day
3. Are you comfortable with the way you look? yes
4. How do you dress? yes
5. Are you scared of growing old alone? nope
6. What do you want to be when you grow up? content
8. Are you a vegetarian? no
9. Current song your listening to? J-Live - Timeless

And that's me in a general nutshell.
As far as what I'm looking for, a pulse would be ideal.
In my adventures in dating, I've learned not to date out of boredom an' that I should be more selective.
4 crazies in a row an' a changed number kinda do that to a person.

I am bein' more picky but if you can cover these 4 main points, feel free to contact me.
- great smile
- sense of humor
- of legal age in the state of California
- genetically born a woman

I still believe that the dating process should be used to filter out any red-flags.
So far my red-flags are common sense things.
I'd list them, but this one's gettin' kinda lengthy an' I've noticed diminished attention spans in the general populace.

And in case you missed it, I am capable of dating multiple ladies at the same time.
I'm very upfront about it.
If you're comfortable with that fact, let's talk.
If not, just send me an add friend request on myspace.
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Peer pressure can be a bitch at times.
I noticed everyone else was trying out that wacky flu virus that was hitting all the states.
Mid-February I decided to try it out.

I should've went with competitive ferret herding.

Flu.
Career move.
New cellphone number.
Change in dating procedure(s).
Change in address at the end of the week.

Those are my excuse for laggin' on my postings.
Fear not masses!
I've posted another one.
Although it's not geared towards people I already know.

Should be back to standards next week.

Shout House.
Downtown SD.
March 15th.
Think about it.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 27
The Random Quote:
"I'm just looking for someone to inspire more than a hard-on for me." - Anonymous

This should be the makings of a brand new original post.
But the cold I was dealin' with over the weekend turned out to be the flu.
Just in time for my first day of work at my brand new job tomorrow.

Good times.
So yea, this is just a filler.
At least until I get healthier.
Feel free to enjoy this clip of musical goodness.
I just haven't been able to get enough of it recently.

And then there’s a mini-date story.

Before I start, I just wanted to wish everyone Happy Chinese New Years/Valentine's Day/Singles Awareness Day/Happy Birthday!
'Cuz I'm not sure if I'm goin' to be gettin' around to an individual post centered specifically on any of those subjects.

Mini-date.
I define it as a quick gathering between two potential dating prospects that lasts for no more than an hour.
Nothing significant, it's more of an interview an' decidin' on wether or not there's any physical attraction.
Point is, I had one today.
Er, yesterday.
Late Saturday afternoon 'fore a karaoke run.

This is the second dating prospect sent my way via one of my Starbucks friends.
Real talk, a Starbucks friend I wouldn't mind gettin' to know on a more regular basis.
That's right, I said it.
And now I've typed it.
I know you enjoy reading these.
Her friends're as fun as she is personality-wise so I guess that counts for some consolation.
Like her first friend, she arranges a meeting between us at her workplace.
In case you haven't guessed yet, it's a Starbucks.

I love the way they prepare my hot chocolate for me.
Which is what I ordered.
Turns out I arrived a lil' early an' her friend was runnin' late.

For now I'm gonna let you have a lil' fun an' try to guess her friend's name.
Since I tend to leave 'em anonymous out of respect for their privacy.
Starts with a "P"
Ends with "atricia"

Why did I just bother to do that?
'Cuz I like that joke an' she doesn't mind this bein' somewhat public knowledge.
Apparently she enjoys my stories also.
Which I steadily keep digressing from.

With wonderful Starbucks hot chocolate in hand, I take a seat outside.
Put on my bluetooth stereo headset an' jam to music contained on my Helio Ocean.
Situated nicely, I take out a pack of Benson & Hedges menthols an' light one with my mini-navy blue BIC lighter.
(Heavy product placement because I'm all hyped up about Superbowl commercials)

Sometime later on, a lady walks into my line of vision.
If I read her lips correctly, she just told me: "I'd like to give you a blowjob."
Bein' the smooth guy that I am, I find myself in mid-sip coughing and spilling hot chocolate onto my shirt.
It probably burned me a little at the time, but I didn't notice because I was still tryin' to process what just happened.

I take my headphones off.
I raise an eyebrow.
My left one because it's scarred an' sexy.
She makes the motion of a blowjob.
"Yea... I heard that right."

One helluva way to introduce yourself.
At this juncture of the story, I do need to point out that I didn't take her up on her offer.
Because EVERY person I've told this story to so far asked me that when I got to this point of the story.
Veeeerrrrrrrry tempting though.
If only I had a different moral set...

So yea, she said it with a smile.
Granted, it was a very seductive an' devious smile.
A really great smile.
She also laughed at my response.
So I'm under the assumption that she was joking.
'Cuz I don't think I'll ever be used to women THAT forward with me.

After that fun lil' introduction we got to know each other a lil' better.
Mostly through dating stories.
Which is kinda like how my first job interview went last week.
Dating stories.
After hearing hers, she seems like a very fun woman.
At the very least, the makings of a great friend.
Maybe my volunteer for speed dating.
Or a friend with benefits.
'Cuz if memory serves me correctly, that's what she was hinting at for 40 some-odd minutes.

Damn my morals.
I think at this rate I'm gonna eventually get to the point where I say "Fuck it!" and well... fuck "it."
At least that way some of you can live more vicariously through my exploits.

Who knows?
Such a fun question.

*sigh*
So many fun stories compiled over the last few days.
I'm savin' the next rd. until next week.
You just got two in one sitting.
Stop bein' greedy.

Application Form to Date My Daughter

That of course assumes I have a daughter and/or get married an' pro-create.
I don't have offspring, yet I already feel bad for them.
'Specially when they get to their teens.
The following is a rough cut of an application form I intend to have potential boyfriends fill out while they're waiting for my daughter to get ready.
If I can't get a son named Guy, I figure this'll make for a nice compromise.

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Name:
Birthdate:
Occupation:
Shoe Size:
Contact Information:

Please note that any information given will be remembered by both parents at every meeting hereafter.
Your answers reflect the quality of your character and also heavily influences your chances of dating our daughter.
No pressure.
We just want HONEST answers.

1. Do You know the answer to this question?

2. How did you meet our daughter?

3. What color was her underwear that day?

4. Honest opinion, what do you think of her?

5. Have any sexual scenarios played out in your mind involving her yet?
5a. If so, how many and please describe one in great detail.

6. How many wet dreams have involved her so far?

7. Did you know her father killed a man once? On purpose.

8. You do realize there's enough room in the backyard to bury one more body right?

9. What were you doing a year ago from today?

10. Do you know the muffin man?

11. If you had 5 words to describe yourself, use two of them now.

12. What do you plan to do with your life?

13. Do you like my throwing knife collection? I keep them sharpened daily.

14. My wife has a great rack doesn't she?

15. Do you think that's why my daughter enjoys wearing low-cut tops?

16. If I tell you I want my daughter home by 11pm you have her home by...?

17. Do you believe in Scientology?
If yes, please consider application void and vacate premises immediately.

18. What is your general plan for the first date?

19. Are you expecting physical intimacy?
19b. If so, what kind and for how long?

20. What's the number for 911?

21. Do you have insurance?

*Please note, for the next series of questions, you might want to think VERY carefully before you answer.

22. Lakers fan?

23. Chargers fan?

24. Fan of Bill Walton?

25. Do you like penguins?

Thank you for your time.
Please drop off your application along with your blood, urine, and semen sample at [home address] during the hours of 3pm-6pm.
After analysis and a tribal council, we will get back to you within the next couple days and let you know.
Good luck.
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Again, rough cut.
Best I could come up with after 10mins. of brainstorming.
Ideally the final draft will have 50 questions.
Possibly 50 pages.
We'll see.
Any ideas, suggestions, criticisms are greatly appreciated.

And now to address a few questions the first proofreaders had.
- I like random.
- Been a Lakers an' Chargers Fan since birth.
- Bill Walton's an inside joke between myself an' my best friend. Personally, I'm not a fan of his.
- I figure if the kids willing to fill this form out, he's two steps closer to bein' a son-in-law. Ideally my daughter would have a better sense of who the crazies are then her father did.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 26
The Random Quote:
"Excuse me miss. Have I turned you down before?" - Anonymous

And a repost for the non-myspace crowds.

And then there’s a dating story

So this isn't a current dating story.
It's actually a flashback to early '07 during my 2nd group dating excursion.

I'm not sure of the exact reasons why, but I'm a fan of the ladies that're shorter than me.
Like 5'- 5'5" range.
They also tend to have a lil' firey streak 'bout them.
Kinda like chihuahas.
Except the ladies're loveable, huggable, kissable, an' more than likely not able to fit inside a purse to be carried around in public.
Point of that lil' statement, she was a short, brunette lady.

Very fun.
Very outgoing.
Met her bar-hopping downtown.
Normally though, she's a PB regular.

Historically, I'm not a fan of PB.
I keep seeing exes an' ladies I never called after they gave me their number.
And this one night just adds one more reason I tend to give other options priority.

So yea, PB regular.
We've been dating for a good month an' a half at this point.
This would be the 5th time we hit up PB.
Lots of drinks.
She was a fan of jagerbombs an' kamikazes.
What was fun 'bout her is that she could her liquor well.

Also had a tendency to get frisky.
Mmmhmm.

But I'm gettin' side-tracked.
We ended up drinkin' past her limit that night.
I think we were playin' a drinking game I created with her group of friends.
Take a shot everytime someone tried to join our group.
Double-shot if they made a reference to me bein' a pimp.
One guy, six ladies.
Just glad I wasn't pickin' up the entire tab that night.

Lots of alcohol intake.
Friskiness.
Whispers.
I raise an eyebrow.

I'm a gentleman.
So I'd like to accomodate her wishes.
We take care of our part of the tab, bid her friends a goodnight an' try to start rushing to her townhouse.

Right outside the bar is this guy smoking by himself.
Built like a mini-american gladiator an' had the mindset of a neanderthal.
To prove the point, he trys out a couple cat calls to the lady even though we're holding hands.
She ignores him.
That in-turn inspires him to showoff the rest of his impressive vocabulary.
Things along the lines of bitch, slut, whore, or someone that Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

One or all the phrases set her off.
She storms off to go yell at the guy.
Which makes sense cuz she's 5'1" without heels an' he's was something along the lines of 6'5".
Bein' a natural diplomat, I try to step in-between the two.
At this point, there as face-to-face as can be because of the height distance.
She might've even been jumping up at times to emphasize certain points.
I'm thinkin' it's when I offered to take him inside a buy a drink he decided to focus his anger (probably drunken) on me.

"You got beef?"
*shove*
"Huh chinaman!?"
*shove*

At this point I find myself wondering how it got to that point an' why aren't they any bouncers around.
Thought process gets interrupted when he takes a swing at me.
I duck.
Natural instincts kick in an' I land an elbow directly on his throat.
While he's holding his throat an' gasping for air, I give a couple quick kicks to both his kneecaps an' floor him.

I look at the lady I'm dating.
"Car. Run. Now."
She does.
In retrospect, this is probably one of the times where I should've thrown her over my shoulder.
But there's something fun 'bout watchin' a drunken run in heels lead the way.

Fun night.
That lil' relationship ended a few months down the line afterwards when we realized it wasn't goin' anywhere past a physical relationship.

To recap:
-Reggie likes ladies shorter than him.
-Reggie's not a fan of the PB area.
-Reggie's date got him into a lil' skirmish.
-Reggie is still dating because he refuses to let the last two girls he dated affect him in a negative way.
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Hope '08 is treating everyone well so far.
I've been meaning to post more.
But my lack of overall freetime an' want to post only quality stuff have kept me limited.
I'm also runnin' low on quotes.
Feel free to send ideas or other stuff my way.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness age: 25
The Random Quote:
"You're probably just better off sending a picture of your crotch with the subject line: wish you were here." - Anonymous